

Greetings from
Victoria Falls
O.K. I made it over to the Zimbabwe side of the falls and it is still
difficult to see the plunging waters. I paid my $20 equivalent in Zims
(Zimbabwe dollars) and walked the edge of the gorge facing the cascading
waters. Most of the actual falls are almost totally obscured by the
boiling mist. Water spray shoots up out of the gorge and immediately falls
as an artificial rain on anyone foolhardy enough to walk along the paved
pathway to the half dozen viewpoints. Here and there the falls can be seen
and they are spectacular, but a screen of fog obscures most of the
spectacle at this time of year. Everyone here says the view will be much
clearer in a few months when the volume of water shooting over the cliffs
tapers down a bit... as it always does.
My marvelous walk through the rain forest itself along the gorge however, brought me a
sense of being close to the primal earth... peaceful, natural, wet. Wild
animals are everywhere here: in the trees, on the roofs of the stores, in
park areas, the hotel grounds... wart hogs, baboons, monkeys this morning.
The monkeys walk on all fours and look like large cats on the prowl. I've
seen films of angry baboons and wart hogs and know what they can do when
they get pissed. People tell me the animals around here are usually
harmless... unless a stupid tourist provokes them in some silly way...
which does occasionally happen I am told.
The area is well developed and none of the ubiquitous shacks I've seen
elsewhere in Africa are apparent anywhere near the main tourist
activities. Some of the ultra-deluxe hotels (and ultra expensive) are the
best I've seen anywhere in the world.
Just a few kilometers from the tourist area however, is the township of
Chinotimba where most of the people employed by the hotels and safari
companies live. Living conditions are different there. While safe piped
water and electricity are available to all the homes, the general
impression is one of a well-established ghetto of the 1960's in America.
Stucco houses of about 7 by 14 meters with their corrugated asbestos roofs
(Zimbabwe is the third largest producer of white asbestos in the world!)
looked well kept for the most part. But, here and there were pockets of
tar paper shacks where people obviously were making do. From the looks of
things, many residents take pride in their homes. I saw vegetable gardens
in the front yards of perhaps a third of the houses. Some also had chicken
coops as well. The streets are paved here and most people are dressed like
middle class people anywhere. Any beggars who live here were at
"work" over in the tourist section during my hour-long walk
through the area.
Once again in an all black neighborhood, People spent a lot of time
looking at this white anomaly, especially the kids. Most were polite,
probably from their training at the hotels where most have jobs, I would
guess. I imagine they were wondering what a rich foreigner like me was
doing down here among the ordinary folks. I'd taken this route to look for
the bus station because it appeared more interesting than the main
highway, and I'm glad I did. People were gathered together talking and
drinking in the front yards of many houses. The entire neighborhood
reminded me of one giant block party. I recall the large township of
Soweto near Johannesburg in South Africa. The similarity with Chinotimba
and Victoria Falls is striking.
The everyday "swap-meet" people's market area didn't seem to
be doing much business. Kids laughed and goofed off as they made their
ways home from school, which must have ended about 16:00 this weekday.
Near the bus station I could hear the sounds of large groups of people
(men) celebrating - partying.
As I got closer I spotted a block square walled-in area with a sign
designating it as "The Tavern." Investigating, I discovered
inside the walls a building that looked like a Santa Barbara beach
refreshment stand dispensing gallon size white plastic buckets of beer to
a constant stream of happy men. Some sat at the dozen tables on the
covered patio, but most took their suds out to benches positioned around
the periphery of the dirt courtyard. Many of the guys had several empty
buckets at their feet. The toilet building also welcomed a steady stream
of celebrants while I watched.
I saw no women at the conclave, and my appearance among this all black
gathering created an audible stir. Once again I provided the entertainment
with guys motioning me over to join in the fun while their beer befuddled
buddies teased them and gawked at me. I stayed only a few minutes as it
had become difficult to gage the temperament of the crowd where some of
the merry-makers had turned to scowl in my direction.
The main town area where all the tourists hang out, while small reminds
me of the tourist oriented shopping areas in Palm Springs or Big Bear
Lake; very up-scale except in price. Low prices are a result mostly of the
black market. The official exchange rate for U.S. dollars is 55 to 1. Guys
on the street and even in some of the private currency exchange offices
offer as much as 130 Zims per dollar. The paper this morning discussed a
currency crisis and noted that some traders were paying as much as 160
Zims per dollar!
The largest denomination of the Zimbabwe currency is 100 (Zim dollars),
which means a whole pocketful of bills after you change a hundred dollar
traveler's check. Everyone, including the tourist looks like a drug dealer
or moneychanger with his huge wad of money. A hundred dollars worth of
Zims is a half-inch thick.
The published tourist literature warns visitors against using the
unofficial street traders, but they operate with impunity in plain sight
of the police. So, I guess it is safe, as long as you don't get taken in
by one of the prevalent con men that also operate here. I got briefly
sucked into a "bate and switch" scam until I saw the
razzle-dazzle beginning.
There are more touts, street moneychangers, hustlers, and beggars per
square meter here than in any other place I've visited in Africa so far. The
police and private security guys gently discourage them, but
mostly they press their activities on the irritated visitors relentlessly.
And no wonder. Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe is a Mecca for well-heeled
tourists, mostly Brits and Dutch as far as I can tell.
More than once it has occurred to me that Africa would be the perfect place for anyone
feeling ignored at home. Here, there is no way anyone with white skin can
feel invisible. Then I recalled all the fuss over racial profiling that
has been in the news in recent years in California. Here, racial profiling
is the norm. Only whites are singled out for any kind of attention by
anyone in commerce.
The African crafts, wood and stone carvings, baskets produced here vary
in quality from rough to inspired art. The prices are uniformly low. One
American trader I saw loading his recent wholesale purchases told me he
sells 6 foot high carved wooden giraffes for $140 in Texas and pays less
than $10 for them here (retailers get as much as $500! for them in Texas
and New York). Hawkers on the street offer beautiful football size carved
elephants for $5 or less. Carved canes go for as little as a dollar. I
watched some of the craftsmen working and saw how they get the shiny black
finishes on stone and "Ebony" wood pieces: they use ordinary wax shoe polish! Why
not? Makes sense, though I'm not sure how well it will wear.
There are a number of shopping centers devoted to native crafts. Many
have marimba bands, some with dancers to entertain the visitors for tips.
The groups all play in the same key and tempo so that walking from one
shopping area to another provides a seamless stream of background music...
reminds me of Main Street Disneyland.
Several restaurants offer dishes containing wild game and one invited
me to try his dish of dried grubs. "They're good. I eat them."
he assured me. I took a pea sized nibble out of the one he gave me: odd
taste, not bad not wonderful. Shriveled up black bugs are not high
on my list of gourmet foods. I paused for an hour on the bridge to watch daredevils
exercising the
popular bungi jumping concession. One lady in a tourist agency office told
me she had jumped so many times she had lost track of the number.
There are at least three Internet Cafes in the town of Victoria Falls
charging anywhere from 270 Zim to 500 Zim per hour (at black market
exchange rates that comes out to about $2-$4 per hour or $4-$8 at official
rates). The equipment is old however, and I've found no one with a machine
capable of processing my Camera input. Without a USB port I could loose
what pictures I've taken here as the camera is now giving me the signal
that batteries must be changed in the next two days or so. This particular
cyber cafe has a dial-up connection that frequently disconnects or resets
itself in the middle of critical operations. Annoying. At the last minute
I found the Bad Dog tourist agency and the proprietor agreed to let me
transfer the pictures from dying camera to a floppy which I will further
process at the next opportunity.
I had planned to head over to Windhoek in Namibia next, but then got to
reading about nearby Bulawayo and the remarkable, fascinating history in
which it plays a central role. Also, the Great Zimbabwe ruins are located
nearby. As early as the fifteenth century a great civilization existed in
this part of Africa and the ruins offer evidence of their magnificence.
I'm anxious to see them while I'm here. Archaeologists have found signs of
human activity going back a hundred millennium, a hundred thousand years!
Open-minded as I have tried to be, I must now confess that on average,
Africans seem slower than their European counterparts. Part of this is
cultural, but in numerous encounters with people who speak English, simple
questions about something related to their work too often produced a blank
stair while they process my inquiry. Questions like: "What time does
the Bulawayo train leave tonight?" to the man behind the ticketing
window at the train station, or "What is check-out time in this
hotel?" to the receptionist, produced disorientation, confusion. Even
allowing for misunderstanding of what has been asked, response time is
noticeably slower than I have encountered above the equator. Many of the
Africans with whom I have talked, see taking your time as a virtue,
something with which I cannot disagree. African time is slow time.
"Americans are too impatient..." I heard more than once.
I have decided to leave on the 18:30 train for Bulawayo tomorrow (3
July) and figure out how to get over to Namibia later.
Until next time,
Peace.
Fred Bellomy 29 June 2001