

Greetings from
the UNHCR
headquarters in western Tanzania,
The second I stepped out of the van a half dozen moneychangers
clustered around me offering their services. After asking several for
their best exchange rates, I traded a little less than a hundred dollars
worth of Rwandan Francs for 70,000 Tanzanian Shillings and proceeded on to
the formalities. Rwanda passport control took minutes, but the guard
decided he must inspect every layer in my tightly packed bag... and with
no place clean to spread out the array. Eventually satisfied with my
juggled exhibits, he let me pass through and I walked out on the 50 meter
long bridge across the Kagera river stopping to admire the Rusumo Falls
not a hundred meters from the bridge which marks the border.
Up the opposite riverbank the road climbed the Tanzanian side to the
passport office where the most accommodating officer eventually took my
often-rejected badly worn hundred-dollar bill so that I could pay the
fifty-dollar visa fee. Back outside the tiny government office I see the
road here is paved and wide, giving the impression of first world
infrastructure. That is a cruel illusion as not a half-kilometer onward
the asphalt ends giving way to the usual bumpy dirt surface of most
African roads.
I noted a few shacks along the road clustered together like a primitive
"shopping center." Coca-Cola signs suggested drinks for sale and
I could see a few people in the shadows of some of the structures. Two
recent model Toyota sedans sat by the side of the road near the buildings
and a driver approached me to offer the services of his taxi to the next
town. "How much?" I asked. "Seven thousand Shillings."
he responded with a sly grin. My first reaction after a quick currency conversion
calculation told me I was being had and I declined.
Up the hill the road seemed to be going nowhere, but I started to walk
away from the area as if I knew where I needed to go. I hadn't been
walking more than five minutes before the other car came slowly up behind
me and stopped near enough for the driver to offer me a ride. "I want
to go to the first town that has a guest house. How much?" "One
thousand five hundred..." he offered. So, I jumped in the back seat
with one other guy. Two other passengers already occupied the front seat
next to the driver. We drove on for a few hundred meters and stopped to
pick up two more passengers who squeezed into the back seat making it four
abreast and very cozy. Fortunately, the "next town" only took
about ten minutes to reach. As we spilled out I asked the driver where I
could find the guesthouse he had mentioned. All I could see included only
ramshackle huts and other makeshift structures that were sprinkled along
the road for perhaps 200 meters and back away from the road perhaps for 30
meters. "Right there." he pointed, indicating a long low
structure with a Coca-Cola sign in front of it.
"A-san-tay." I thanked him in Swahili and walked in the
direction indicated. The closer I got, the more worried I became. I
finally saw a door in between some broken boards and a hand painted sign
reading "Welcome - Guesthouse." Inside the dusty little room
that served as an office, a lady in a plain housedress studied me
incredulously from behind a wooden box she used as a desk as I asked
whether she had a vacancy. "May I see it?" I asked. She fumbled
with a huge ring of keys and led me down a short dark corridor with four
badly fitted doors with peeling green paint each locked with a padlock.
"One thousand five hundred" she replied to my question about
room rates. (That's about $1.77; the same as the shared cab fare.)
On the way to the room I spotted a courtyard and two doors marked as
toilets (WC). As the door to the tiny three-meter by three-meter room swung
open I saw a bare concrete interior save for a narrow cot covered with
grubby bedding and a small lamp table holding a candle. There were no
electric lights, no water, no inside door lock and only one miniature window. I stared in
disbelief as I considered how I might be able to manage for a night, which
necessarily would include multiple trips in the dark to the outside
toilets. "Thank you. I'd like to look around the town a bit before I
check in." I told the patient receptionist.
Looking around the town only took a few minutes and gave me a chance to
check out transportation possibilities. The only bus agent also operated
one of the half dozen open-air refreshment stands. Many people here speak
what they think is English, but a version I find almost totally
unintelligible. I finally learned from the agent there would be no more
busses today and that the bus for Mwanza tomorrow would leave at 07:00.
My options grew narrower and narrower. Very few vehicles of any kind
passed in any of the possible four directions through the intersection,
but I saw a few trucks and wondered if one of them might be going anywhere
near anything which resembled civilization. One large parked six wheeler
had several men finishing up with the unloading of cases of Pepsi.
Everyone in the village had taken notice of my presence and watched me
surreptitiously as I staggered around. A man tending a nearby vegetable
stand spoke reasonable English and appeared anxious to get involved with
my problem. He checked around with various people and returned to say the
Pepsi truck only went to other small villages this day and that no one
knew of any other transport going to any large town soon. I bought him a
Coke with thanks and sat down to drink mine and ponder the meaning of life
here at the fringe of sensibleness. While sipping my cola I studied each
rare vehicle as it passed by, looking for any clue to a way out of my
dilemma.
A few trucks passed by, an occasional passenger car, and quite a few
carryalls, some painted white with humanitarian aid agencies markings on
them. Somebody must be going far away from here I assured myself! The
prospects of spending a night here and peeing into a distant hole by
candlelight boggled my mind.
The mid-day sun threatened to exacerbate my already tender burned nose,
but I walked out of the shade to better study the realities. One of the
white carryalls slowed as it passed me, continued on for fifty meters and
made a U-turn. My heart rate quickened, but it drove on by me as I gazed
expectantly and it continued, turning at the intersection. Ten minutes
later the same vehicle returned to the intersection and again turned in my
direction. I watched it like a starving hawk following the movements of a
mouse. This time it drove straight toward me and stopped five meters from
where I stood. In a moment the passenger door opened and a well-dressed
man, about fifty stepped out.
"What are you doing out here?" he asked tentatively.
"Right now, I'm asking myself that same question." I replied.
Cautiously we approached one another and I began to relate a shortened
version of the most recent events in my adventure, making it clear that at
this particular moment I felt quite stranded. I almost never allow myself
to get involved with anyone who approaches me on the street, but I could
see nothing predatory about this guy and he seemed as wary of me as I of
him. In response to my questions he told me he worked for the district
(state) government and had come down to the area to inspect some recently
completed roadwork. It turned out that Mr. Fidelis (I kid you not) Jallady
is second in command to the District Administrator (Governor); like the
Lieutenant Governor of an American state.
"Is there some way I might be of assistance?" he asked. I
indicated my immediate problem seemed to be finding somewhere civilized to
sleep for the night and then onward transportation. The district
headquarters is located about 27km up the mountain in Ngara town and has
many guesthouses, some with self-contained rooms (meaning connected
toilets) he told me. Busses leave several times a day for various places
he assured me, adding knowingly that he would be happy to give me a ride
to Ngara and help me find a guest house meeting my standards. My quick
response must have been amusing, because he smiled and added that he
couldn't leave for a half-hour or so and that we should step in out of the
sun and have a drink.
Up went the red flags again. Would I get one of those notorious drugged
drinks followed by a mugging? Inside one of the nondescript structures we
sat down in what turned out to be a refreshment cafe and he asked me what
I would like. I said I had just finished a Coke and wanted nothing, but
would consider it a pleasure to buy him whatever he wanted as a token of
my gratitude for his kindness. He ordered a beer and we chatted about his
work with the many refugee agencies operating in his district.
Shortly, another well-dressed younger man entered the cafe and Mr.
Jallady stood, smiled and reached out to shake hands with the new comer.
They spoke in Swahili, carrying on what seemed to be a rather formal
conversation. Eventually, the new man took notice of my presence and
Jallady introduced me to Mr. Obeid Kwale, the elected Chairman of Kwale
Village where we sat (the equivalent of a town mayor). Consultation
complete, small talk ended and Mr. Jallady announced that we could now get
underway for Ngara town and he motioned for his driver to bring the car
around.
The thirty-minute ride up the hill gave us a chance to learn more about
one another. At one point an awkward silence ended when Fidelis asked me
why I had trusted him, a good question. I told him of my extensive
experience with hustlers around the world and what I consider my
heightened sense of predatory human behavior. Nothing in his behavior on
the road matched any of the dangerous patterns I had come to recognize,
besides anyone with a name like Fidelis had to be a saint. He laughed and
seemed satisfied with my answer.
When we reached the outskirts of Ngara he pointed at what he considered
the "best guest house in town" and had his driver continue on to
the town proper where we would find the second best house located close to
the bus terminal. The "town" turned out to be a mixture of
well-constructed buildings and a larger number of run down shacks lining
either sides of three short parallel dirt streets running up a gentle hill
with a wide open market area in the middle. The guesthouse room we checked
out featured a single bare electric light bulb and a bathroom, which had a
toilet, shower stall and sink, but no running water! As diplomatically as
I could I suggested that it might be a good idea to check out the other
better place before making a decision. With some embarrassment, he
explained this to the proprietor and we returned to the white carryall and
waiting driver. Fidelis had a quick conversation with his driver and then
said he thought it might be a good idea to check on the bus connections
before we left town. Well! It turned out that there would be no bus until
day after tomorrow or possibly the day after that.
The "best place in town" just barely met my basic minimum
standards. It did have running (cold) water and multiple electric lights.
The electricity would be available between 19:00 and 24:00 in the evening
and 07:00 and 09:00 in the morning. The place is simple, but clean and the
room rate a mere six thousand Shillings (about $7)... including breakfast. I
thanked Fidelis and tried to say "good-bye," but he expressed
concern that I might be lonely without even a radio to keep me company and
settled down to make sure I would be all right. All this time his driver
sat patiently waiting in the car and his wife and three kids waited for
him to get home from work. I finally convinced him I could take care of
myself from this point on and he left with an insistence that I drop by
his office the next day. I said I would.
Fortunately I'd had a good breakfast before I left my luxurious Kigali
hotel early in the morning of this epic day and a single chocolate candy
bar about mid-day. Now I polished off the other candy bar and a small box
of biscuits, washing it all down with a half liter of mineral water. A
great dinner followed by an hour of reading my current book: Livingstone's
Tribe by Stephen Taylor, a travelogue set in some of the same exotic
places I am visiting.
The next day I awoke to an adequate, but skimpy breakfast of toast,
jam, boiled egg and coffee. Now I set out to explore the town on my own,
to see what resources we might have overlooked in our haste last night. It
is a lovely walk; a cool morning with many ordinary people on their way to
work and not paying an inordinate amount of attention to me and my white
skin. Eventually I learned the reason: a massive United Nations workforce
of mostly mzungus are constantly coming and going from and around the
hilltop.
White UN carryalls/Range Rovers passed me on the road more often than
all the other vehicles combined. As it is a little before 08:00 stores
have just begun to open, open-air sellers are setting up their displays
and children are rushing off to school. The town offers only the most
basic of necessities. The streets are graded dirt, but are now badly
rutted from recent rains… full of bathtub size potholes. The few
vehicles trying to traverse them follow paths that look like they were
established by drunken snakes. Storekeepers are dusting and arranging
their merchandise, invariably smiling as I walk by. Only one teenage youth
yells "mzungu!" as I startle him on one of the back streets.
As I walk up the gentle hill of "Main Street" I note several
stores with signs indicating they also sell bus tickets, so I begin trying
to learn what alternatives might exist. English is a second language, but
most people have only a rudimentary command of it, so information comes
garbled when at all. "Only one bus a week to Mwanza. It will be here
on Saturday." I learn from the first agent. The next ticket seller
says his bus leaves for Mwanza on Sunday. The third says THE bus arrives
FROM Mwanza on Saturday and returns on Sunday, leaving at 06:00! So! All
these buses are the same one bus and it will not depart for Mwanza until
day after tomorrow… two more nights in Ngara town.
So, I decide to reconsider the overnight accommodation possibilities
here in town closer to the 6AM departure bus "depot." The depot
in actuality is only a parking space in front of the main ticket seller's
store. It turns out Fidelis had it right about there being only two
guesthouses in town with inside plumbing. The others looked a lot like the
cell I found down near the in Kwale Village. At this point I am reminding
myself that not every minute of an adventure is going to be filled with
comfort and start the process of getting used to the idea of
"roughing it."
As my current accommodation lacked any sort of towels, I checked around
town for someplace to buy one. Only one open-air seller of cast off
American clothing had towels and he had a pile of them a half meter high.
He announced an asking price of 2 thousand Shillings each… outrageous!
As he seemed to have cornered the market in towels I decided to forgo cold
showers/trickles for the duration. Water is another matter. Pure bottled
water is essential for life, as I know it, so I bought a couple large
bottles and started walking back to the motel. I remembered seeing a
fenced in parking lot full of UN carryall vehicles on my way out and
wondered if there might be someone driving anywhere of interest to me.
This time I walked over to the gate and asked the uniformed guard about
transport possibilities, gesturing toward the score of parked vehicles.
"I don't think so." He replied to my question. "There is an
airplane tomorrow, though," he added as an afterthought.
"An airplane!" I thought as my somewhat depressed spirits
again soared momentarily. "How can I find out about it?"
"Well. The airstrip is just down there on that hill. You can see
it from here. You can get there walking along that road." Pointing,
"A Mr. Swei handles all the scheduling. You could talk to him. He has
an office on the air strip."
I searched the direction he had pointed and saw nothing. I did see a
road, which I assumed, led to the invisible airstrip. So, I and my now
heavy bag of water bottles started off toward the road. In a few minutes
the road seemed to turn the wrong direction so I asked some guys walking
the other direction and they confirmed I would find no airport down this
road. Back I went to the place where all the UN vehicles were parked and
found a different guard now on duty. "Oh. The airplane. You would
need to talk to the Administrator. I'll call her for you." In a few
minutes a pleasant female voice came on the line and invited me to come
down to her office to discuss my situation.
Behind the parking lot, out of sight were about ten office bungalows.
My security guard escort led me to one of them. The woman behind the desk,
compassionate and businesslike informs me that only the Head of the
Sub-Office United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees has the authority
to authorize non-UN use of the shuttle flight service and that if
authorized, would cost $60 (in US currency!). I am elated: sixty bucks to
extricate myself from this present predicament is a bargain. She calls Mr.
Farooqi's office and arranges to have me walk down a couple tiers to his
office. He is "very busy" and I gladly wait about ten minutes
until he can see me. Inside his office he indicates a couch, sits down
near me, offers some tea and asks me to tell him why I am in Ngara.
My story seems to interest him as I pour out the details of my quest to
understand why political, ethnic and religious differences so often seem
at the core of human conflict. When he understands how I have foolishly
stranded myself in this part of the world, he immediately agrees to
authorize a seat on the UN plane for Mwanza tomorrow. A quick phone call
confirms there still is an unassigned seat available.
With my urgent business out of the way, Mr. M. Abdulrauf Farooqi
launches into a description of the very difficult problems he faces in
dealing with 150 thousand refugees in the camps he administers. My
questions keep him talking for nearly an hour. I am flattered and
gratified, learning more than I had a right to expect. Before I left he
inquired where I had spent the night, adding that the UN maintained a
compound of guest quarters for the staff on temporary UN assignment in the
area. It might be more convenient if I were to spend the night there to
make it easier to be transferred to the airstrip with the several other
passengers going out on the plane in the morning, he suggested. Although I
had not mentioned starving myself, he volunteered that I would be able to
buy at reasonable cost food I could be sure had been prepared under
sanitary conditions. I must be in heaven, or at least have lived such a
saintly life to deserve heaven. He makes another call and tells me someone
is going over to the UN compound shortly and will give me a ride.
Back outside in the parking area I make arrangements to get my stuff at
the motel and am taken over to the UN compound and the guest quarters. The
200X200 meters square fenced-in compound sits on a shady knoll overlooking
the valley. The 36 prefab living units offer First World amenities: hot
and cold running water, electricity all the time, and everything sanitary!
All units appeared to be the same configuration: two bedrooms, a
sitting-room/living-room, a kitchenette, and a bathroom complete with
stall shower that actually worked.
On arrival the grounds manager assigned me to unit 15 and said I could
pay 12,000 Shillings rent in the morning (about $13.50). Before I trudged
off to dump my stuff he asked in the presence of the cook who seemed to be
waiting for me, if I might like to have some lunch. I would and agreed
that chicken and rice would be a gourmet repast under the conditions. A
few minutes later I returned to scarf down the two pieces of chicken, one
of which came from the toughest bird in the barnyard. But hey, the whole
thing including an Ndovu beer cost a mere 2,700 Shillings ($3.10).
The minute I finished my lunch I hurried back to a now long overdue hot
shower and a nap in one of the most comfortable beds in Africa. Around
16:00, fed, showered, and rested, I reemerged to explore the locale around
the UN compound. Quite a few people on extended assignments live in the
residential units here. Razor wire surrounds the compound and uniformed
guards walk the perimeter in addition to watching the entrance gate 24
hours a day.
Back at the central "club house" two guys sit on the veranda
collecting empty Safari beer bottles. As casual as I can manage, I stop
near them to admire the view and am asked to join their party. I order a
Coke and learn both are working for the World Food Program. Bret, an
unsuccessful candidate for the New Zealand parliament last year now works
for WFP as a logistics consultant traveling from one crisis area to
another. Abdalla A. Elmigdad is the WFP Field Coordinator for the Ngara
region. Both are well traveled and offer endless stories about the
problems of dealing with refugees.
By the time dinner is served at 19:30 our table is littered with dead
Safari soldiers and my single empty Coke bottle. Dinner is a large Tilapia
fish steak. My two dinner companions are in another world, speech slurred,
laughing a lot. Both are determined to pay for everything. Eventually,
Abdalla wins and succeeds in paying for my dinner as well. I'm not a
contestant in this competition. No one seems to care. Bret appears
crestfallen as he realizes Abdalla has won the match. I got a free
8,000-Shilling dinner ($9.50) so I'm not complaining and doubt that
Abdalla even took note of my expressions of appreciation.
The next morning I order an elegant ham and eggs breakfast at 07:30 long before either
of my two companions can get themselves out of bed and take off for a long
walk down the dirt road connecting the UN compound with a small village
about a kilometer away. The road is lined by banana tree groves and many
people walk in both directions along the road. In the village I buy a shoe
shine, paying 500 shillings which I later learn is about three hours pay
for a typical laborer.